A girl and a bird
Husband hunting in Moscow
For Vladimir Kozlov's story at The Moscow News.
McAlma-mater
Labels on the uniforms say: "doctor of science", "associate professor".
The Moscow News story by Sara Buzadzhi.
Using medicine to change gender
Slug is good for your guts
There was an Old Person of Sparta,
Who had twenty-five sons and one daughter;
He fed them on snails,
And weighed them in scales,
That wonderful person of Sparta.
E.Lear, 1846
IF - warning
Let me fish quietly!
There was a Young Lady of Wales,
Who caught a large fish without scales;
When she lifted her hook,
She exclaimed, "Only look!"
That ecstatic Young Lady of Wales.
E.Lear, 1846
Rude boy jamaican
There was an Old Man of Jamaica,
Who suddenly married a Quaker;
But she cried out--"O lack!
I have married a black!"
Which distressed that Old Man of Jamaica.
E.Lear, 1846
Khodorkovsky, Liberated
Oil? What oil? Everyone's been using solar batteries for the last 50 years!
Girl in Sack
IF – phenomenon
Young Person of Smyrna
There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the Cat,
And said, "Granny, burn that!
"You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!"
E.Lear, 1846